Most people can’t bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity.
Mark Twain (via philphys)
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Anytime I go on my dash all I want to do is get high, have sex, and eat, in no particular order but no time for that now I have to go to work :/
- Skyler
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I bet people who unfollow me wear crocs with socks
(Source: laughfever, via conqueranddevour)
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